cute boys will be the end of me

Me: Bed, Wed, Behead: The Joker (Heath Ledger), Patrick Bateman, Seth Rogen
Taylor: Wed The Joker.
Me: What? He's a threat to society.
Taylor: *valley girl accent* He's so funny tho

"i could kiss you"

"hey, i’m not opposed to it"

"1. Being able to say “I’m sorry” is a skill, and one that not a lot of people possess. Hone that skill. Apologizing shouldn’t be followed by “but here’s why I did it” or “and then you did this”. An apology is you taking responsibility for hurting someone else, not a notch on a scorecard in some bizarro battle of “Who’s Right?”"

psa: not twelve

fashion is slowly but surely beginning to fascinate me bc holy sheesh the amount of detail is just insane

i spent like twenty minutes trying to pick out an outfit

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

mashable:

Video games can teach you some pretty valuable lessons.

im pretty sure im ready for college

friendly reminder that my aplit teacher once told me she had to “freshen up” then actually went to the bathroom with a small make-up bag