March 2012
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Why do I insist on watching Mergana videos
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Anonymous asked: What are you thoughts on...
tuperting: Pre-Sherlock!John is a lonely ex-army doctor who has nothing anymore, he doesn’t have the war to fight for and he misses that adrenaline and that thirst for the battle. Everyone tells him that he’s an afraid wounded man who should settle down and forget the past. But they’ve got everything wrong, and John knows that but he just can’t find a way to go back into battle. He’s got so much...
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
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Me: My mom is a texting nazi. She thinks it's expensive and pointless.
Ana: But look at what texting can do! I have a social life now.
*checks phone*
Ana: Look! A text message!
Ana: Lol, just kidding, I don't get texts.
oh my god
gpoy on modern family right now
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
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Tommy has never heard of Cadbury chocolate.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
blow-ur-mind:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Is this true or is someone just messing with us.
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive. →
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
